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Dead baby sharks.

Feb 17, 2003 00:51

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Dance hall. anonymous February 16 2003, 23:19:58 UTC

I will cut Louis Yorba's eyes out with fuckin' napkins.

LakeMarySousaphones: air was going out of my lungs, but not in. anonymous February 21 2003, 07:43:55 UTC

LakeMarySousaphones: holy shit. you look terrified.
LakeMarySousaphones: that's probably the face you made when roman flysher punched you in the head.

sharpened by cunning townmoron February 17 2003, 07:42:41 UTC

i remember when i first met the plain one. her name is unimportant, especially when compared to the completely unremarkable nature of her features. we talked all night, and it seemed to me that the only thing distracting from her horse like visage was the dullness of her wit. all night we chatted about topics of which she could never fathom, and invariably the conversation returned to muffins, and the baking thereof, which i have since come to find is her one trait that approaches redeeming. not that i am a muffin eating man by nature, but in difficult times one must make allowances.

i fucking hate you.

A bowl of ants with Jeremy's face pushed into it while he's sick. unburiable November 2 2003, 20:18:00 UTC

For the pilgrims at the back of the room who sleep during all the lectures:

SMergy5158: jeret! you left a book at bagel king today

Specific Insects: That wasn't actually my book. It was sitting at a table and I picked it up to look through it.

SMergy5158: oh okay

Specific Insects: But save it and I'll pick it up anyway. It's a damn shitty book. Hey, what time do you guys go on at Trapper Keeper? I want to catch your show and also one band at Will's the same night.

SMergy5158: we probably go on around 8-8:30 or so

Specific Insects: That will probably be perfect. I can make both, most likely.

SMergy5158: cool man. alright jeret, see you later man!

Specific Insects: Rock out, indefinitely.

scribbles_hb February 17 2003, 13:45:30 UTC

that's crazy you have the zit remedy in your interest list. very few american's know about it.

they guy who did my tattoo on my back used to be on that show.

The Degrassi Sensation, the one and only... mr_sheen February 17 2003, 18:30:14 UTC

I'm not even going to bother to clear my throat before I say this, because I'm sure I've more than got your attention by now.

John Sheen

Re: The Degrassi Sensation, the one and only... scribbles_hb February 17 2003, 18:48:24 UTC

you can be on my friends list too if that's alrighty. word has it you're way hot

I felt pretty good tonight for a few minutes. unburiable February 21 2003, 20:12:24 UTC

Shit. You should see him in a fist fight. It's the most devilish a boy can get. Even when he's trying to lead a new kid through 'X-Ray Eyes' for the first time. It was a try-out to drink to. Here's to Kyle for his whispered hints.

Park Avenue's "heavy" section is a joke. foreignpetals February 20 2003, 17:12:16 UTC

that was a creepy story. well written, but creepy.

richbully.

Fairbanks, Alaska 99775. unburiable February 21 2003, 06:59:32 UTC

Peter Gill created that heavy section. Of course, you have to allow that a lot of things go in there he would not particularly suggest, but hey, it's his creation and I stand by Peter Gill with all my knives out.

The heavy section used to be next to the vinyl, but they moved it all the way to no man's land in the back, where people are always too uncomfortable to shop because it's right next to the open door of the back office.

We'll avenge Peter Gill, won't we?

A little slice of heaven with great abs. foreignpetals March 1 2003, 15:49:52 UTC

I'm Louis fucking Yorba.

Sincerely,

Louis Yorba.

I did not forget to call you. I had my secretary Belinda remind me to ignore your message. unburiable March 8 2003, 13:24:18 UTC

Well, every Grammy winner has to have at least one asshole on the thank-you list, right?