I wrote this song for my sister in GarageBand. It's called "
The Day You Were Born".
I heard that it's the 24th of June
A very special day indeed
It means that the girl whose nose I stuck beans in
Is turning 18
So I wrote you a song to say
Whoopitydoo
PS Sorry about the beans
Chorus:
Happy Birthday Lizzy
it's been 18 years since you were born
Happy Birthday Lizzy
now you can buy yourself cigarettes and porn
You can go out and vote
You can buy some blue spray paint
and you don't have to listen to Dad
oh Lizzy
it's the day you were born
[short instrumental]
I heard that you lost your wallet
And all your forms of ID
Which means that you can't really do yet
What you're supposed to do when you turn 18
So I'll send you my license
Via super-fast jet
'Cause you look a lot like me
Happy Birthday Lizzy
it's been 18 years since you were born
Happy Birthday Lizzy
now you can buy yourself cigarettes and porn
You can go out and vote
You can buy some blue spray paint
and you don't have to listen to Dad
oh Lizzy
it's the day you were born
[instrumental]
You can go out and vote
You can buy some blue spray paint
and you don't have to listen to Dad
oh Lizzy
it's the day you were born, yeah yeah
baby of the 80s
blah blah blah blah blah
da da da da da
baby of the 80s
da da da da da ...
... and yes, the bean thing's for real.