i guess i should tell you what its about to encourage you. I manage to get myself in many odd situations... and these often come up at parties... so i've decided to put them all on here and get them all out in the open so next time it comes up at a party you to can point and laugh at me. So basically do you want me to do one huge update or would ( Read more... )

alright i got an update.... how do you bitches want it? all at once or in installments so your fun can last all month (probably would be about all month I got that many)? if you don't let me know i might not even publish it at all so you better give me some comments. if no one does by monday im never writting on LJ again!!!!!!!!!!

Is Gipeto (sp?, the guy from pinochio) a child molestor? i mean it seems the only thing this aging man desires is a small boy. Other arguments for him at least being gay is that he is an artist and has a cat which he is in love with.

Man disney is gay

So in my head right now I am debating if this summer is living up to its promised standards of excellence. Well now it hasn't been a non stop party and i haven't gotten all of what i wanted to do this summer done, i must say that it has been pretty good ( Read more... )

Well i started to write about my life as an imitation Mexican..... but i relized my life as an imitation mexican is not as entertaining as i originally thought. So after a 15 minutes of writing I've decided to start over ( Read more... )

Is that not the most overused title ever... o well.... still a damn good song. Well kids summer is here for me and this will result in several things in my life. I will have to drink less (this is still up in the air b/c of the possiblity of finding a place to go but i at least won'tbe able to drink during the week since i'll be working a full ( Read more... )

PLEASE GOD SOMEONE UPDATE SO I CAN PUT OFF STUDYING JUST A LITTLE LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE

Hello everyone, it is I. Now i know all of you are just dying for a new post from me and today all your dreams will come true. yes its been a busy time at college and i haven't had time/will power/sobriety to update lately. But never fear, here it is ( Read more... )

damn you duke...but i would just like to throw out there you only beat us only by one at your home court with your "Cameron Crazies" or nerds. let me get this straight you pay some 48,000 to go there and then the equivalent of my tuition to unc (which we all know provides a far superior education) on body paint ( Read more... )

Well i got a paper to write for friday so you know what that means....read everyones away message 900 times, look at all web shots, and update lj. I really haven't updated to actually tell people whats been going on in my life... i'll try to throw in some humor just to tide you over until my next work of genious ( Read more... )