Emile growled and turned back into the building.  His steps echoed in the large stacks as he made his way to the head counter.

"Monsieur DuBois, what is ze problem?" asked Maria, a small delicate blonde that Emile had employed more for the companionship than the help.

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My friend is everything that is in italics...  I am everything else.  Enjoy!

Emile poured through the books in the shelves.  He wanted to find some piece of prose that he was interested in.  Hmm...  What was that?  Shiny new spine?  Yes!  The library had put in something new right under his nose!  How sneaky!  He walked over and quickly pulled the ( Read more... )

 I <3 Durer...  and also, I'm going to post this Rp I'm doing with mah bud Jessica, as soon as I clean it up a little; it has a terrible rape scene in it (it's terrible because I suck at sex scenes, not because the rape isn't hawt  XD)  ....That was a weird thing to say.  >.>


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Wow...  I'm getting really goddamn tired of my friends calling me weird.  It was cute at first, but it's starting to hurt my feelings.  Today, one of my friends said to me, "It's not that you're bad at singing, you're just not good at it."  It really made me feel like an idiot.  I've probably been embarrassing myself for about the past year and a ( Read more... )

Well, Meetha, rejoice, for I have received a copy of Absolute Obedience!  :DDDDD  Gay sex ftw  XD  I'll have to show it to all for a while, because I'm so proud of it!  WOO!  YAOI!  ....LouisexKia  Lol

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Well you know whats?  I think I'm finally gettings the sick.  Not THE sick...  but sick.  My stomach is okay (thank the LORD), but my throat hurts, and...  well, I won't go into details, suffice it to say tissues are involved.  This morning in the shower, I burped, but my mouth was closed, so it sounded like a purring raptor that time!  XD  WOO!  ( Read more... )

 
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Today three strange, yet funny and somewhat trivial things happened to me:

1.  This morning, I burped and it sounded like an angry raptor!

2.  I spilled water on my laptop...  only a little, though.  It's okay, so far.

3.  I was watching this yaoi thing on my computer while my roommate was on the phone (I had the computer turned away from her, ( Read more... )