[For Dean]

[unchosen_son]

Sam was still so unsure what to make of the whole 'Alec' and 'Ben' thing and figured before he did anything else, he owed his brother a warning so he wouldn't shoot on sight when he came face to face with someone who looked like him. And how many times had Sam seen this? It'd just never happened to him (thank God, seriously). Ray Kowalski had what

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[weary_head]

"Uh, what?" Dean called too loudly as he yanked a banana leaf over his torso. Sam and John had both gone out, and while Dean had known it was a risk that they'd return unexpectedly, he didn't expect to be interrupted quite so soon.

He sat up on the rock behind their hut, wondering if he could get to his clothes in time. "Don't come in! I mean..." He swore, obviously outside, and held the banana leaf protectively over himself and the evidence of his...tanning.

[unchosen_son]

Sam suddenly wished he was an only child, not for the first time in his life. He lifted his gaze to the sky and gave a mildly disgusted sound when he'd caught sight of...oh god, why did he have to just head towards Dean before waiting to hear if it was okay to. "I did not just see that," he announced to himself, brow furrowed as he stared way up higher, craning his neck so he couldn't even get peripheral-nudity because oh god.

"Dean, what the hell are you doing?" Sam asked, sounding like he was suffering heavily at the moment. Yeah, he turned around because even staring up wasn't helping with his sanity.

[weary_head]

"What!" Dean retorted, spreading his arms wide before he remembered his nudity and crushed the banana leaf back to his chest.

"I got that thing, okay?" he demanded as he stood up, wrapping the leaf around his waist like a towel. "That thing that farmer's get!"

[unchosen_son]

Sam was still staring at the sky (even if he was turned around), blinking traumatically with the whole dual-mind thing where his brain had to remind him that at one point, he wouldn't have minded seeing that at all, which only made all of this so much worse. "Dean, farmer's tans don't mean you start tanning nude outside our hut. Oh my god, can you seriously put some clothes on? I can't talk to you while you're naked."