We died, they remixed:

[unchuckable]

Today was the greatest day of my entire life. I received an envelope from the recycling plant I work at in Maine. Enclosed was a letter that read the following

Comments

[blackeyedsu713]

Congrats!! You're not a dad!!

Or at least not a deadbeat one.

[anonymous]

so those 30 bucks you owe me shouldn't be a problem, pops. you know, that 1 dollar from Mardi Gras and then 29 from Cooler way back when. thanks.

your hungry and unsupported child,

Misra

[unchuckable]

You seriously still read this?

Just wondering, because I don't.

[jesus_in_europe]

Damn. I wish somebody would send me $400. You coming to Frostbite? I think the only reason I'm going is because ISUC will be there.