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-Going to Maine now.

-Back January.

The series of dreams I had last night ( Read more... )

-Going to Maine now.

-Back Sunday.

Yesterday for dinner I had a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese in addition to a Hy-Vee frozen pizza. According to the nutrition information, the box of Macaroni has three servings per container, and the pizza is actually four servings.

Conclusion: I ate seven dinners at once.

Today as I was returning home from school, I was riding my bicycle up Welch Avenue. In the other lane, coming down Welch Avenue, I saw a black Lexus GS. The Lexus slowed down as it neared the intersection, and the lady driving opened the window and tossed out the remains of her cigarette, prompting me to stop right next to her and say, "Excuse me ( Read more... )

Today in Philosophy:

(professor)KNIGHT: Using these ideas of natural determinism, the Mayans were able to predict solar eclipses accurately until 2030.

CHUCK: Actually, they couldn't. The Mayan calendar ends in December of 2012.

I really hate weekends.

I got new pants today!

Watch out, bitches!

Today the neighbors below us in #214 spent an uncalled for amount of time vibrating our floor with their "music." Not one to take this sitting down (since the couch was oscillating anyway), I hooked together my stereo amplifier, two 40" floorstanding speaker towers, Scott's 12" 50W guitar amp, and Neal's 10" 20W guitar amp. I then re-oriented all ( Read more... )