alright, i discovered how to catch a squirell like mad good. it involves much preparation and much patience. it also requires a bit of skill. basicly what you have to do is climb up a tree and act like a nut.

alright what has one horn and gives milk?

-------------------a milk truck!!!
(i love that one)

i love math worksheets with jokes on them

so, what do you call cheese thats not yours?

--------nacho cheese

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Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."