Comments | uncle_twitchy: A Letter To One Of The Online Dating Services

uncle_twitchy

Jan 29, 2007 17:04

Dear eHarmony.com ( Read more... )

Comments 2

subtropic January 31 2007, 03:48:01 UTC

I think you'd be better off ordering out of the catalog. Polyethylene never ages.

uncle_twitchy January 31 2007, 18:48:04 UTC

Actually, I've found the twenty-year-old blonde with no kids and no interest in getting married -- and in person.

I'm a dirty, dirty old man.