Wil Wheaton writes a blog in which he reviews first-season Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, and the reviews are hilarious. Here's the latest:
The Battle A couple of choice paragraphs:
Picard arrives on the Bridge and talks with the Ferengi DaiMon Bok, who seems to know Picard. Picard doesn't remember him but wants to know why he
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In his quarters, Picard grabs a little sack time and climbs Jacob's Ladder as he remembers the Battle of Maxia. Meanwhile, in the Ready Room, Data tells Riker that Picard's personal account of the battle differs greatly from the official version, and it doesn't look pretty for Picard: according to his personal logs, the ship he destroyed was flying a flag of truce, the fire on the Stargazer was an accident, there were no WMDs, new Coke was his idea, it was a load-bearing flask, they're going to need a new boat, Soylent Green is people, and the Frogurt was also cursed.
It was hard for me not to laugh out loud... which I'm sure would have gotten stares from all my students.
I must read more of these. ah, memories.
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