There Ought To Be A Law

[uncle_twitchy]

While engaging in a conversation about birthday sex in a forum I frequent, it dawned on me that in the entire ten years we were married, Teresa and I never had sex on a) my birthday, b) her birthday, c) our anniversary, d) Valentine's Day or e) New Year's Eve

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[t_bonetor]

Sex?

[uncle_twitchy]

Something people in their 20s get, if I recall correctly.

Oh, wait -- no, I didn't.

You should call me sometime. There's much to talk about.

[t_bonetor]

Hey I got sex in my 20s.. and some in my 30s.. my 40s.. well let's see.. 50s.... god.. I can't remember the 40s....

*sigh*

Hey what is your phone number. I had it but it was in my old phone. You can email me with it at clrnc_wllms@yahoo.com

I called your work but they said you were slacking today.

[uncle_twitchy]

Not slacking. Preparing for opening night of "Harvey" tonight.

Yeah, okay, slacking.

Sent you an e-mail with my phone #.