Actually, despite what I've been telling you, I've never stopped. I'm sorry ( Read more... )

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I just have an invisible gnome living in my eyelid, occasionally suffering a seizure attack ( Read more... )

EVERYTHING I MAKE IS GIVING ME DIARRHEA CHA CHA CHA!

Can you get the runs from ice tea?

For those that don't know(or don't care), BBC took over iTV's British Coverage of Formula 1, and it is hands down, the most enjoyable coverage of Formula 1 I have ever witnessed. The production is fantastic, the intro is tolerable, and there are no commercials. Nothing but 2 full hours of racing on your television (or computer, in my case ( Read more... )

Midnight walks are entertaining, the only thing keeping you company is the street lights, the neon signs, and the occasional terror stricken passer by. It didn't help that I was wielding a butcher knife around menacingly. I wasn't really threatening anybody, but the natural "in case of fresh venison lock knife in 'on'" position really would ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking christ I can't stop dying, every single fiber of my being is rising up in rebellion to vacate from this pus-filled plague riddled excuse of a corpse ( Read more... )

I found this video entertaining.

A few years ago me and my friend will went to the state fair, they had a scary house there, and for some odd reason, I decided that "HEY, LET'S GO TO THE SCARY HUNTED HOUSE!".

Will was amused, but mostly because of how terrified I was, in fact, I was so terrified, he decided to try and record my terror:
There was only audio ( Read more... )

OMG THEY ARE RAISING THE FEDERAL CIGARETTE TAX AGAIN ( Read more... )