intercourse with a porpoise
is a dream for me,
hell bent on inventing
a new species!

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I never ever called her. I told her I would, I told her I wanted to be with her. And then I didn't call...I'm an ass and a liar. I'll fucking burn for this. I couldnt even tell her what was up. And now she might be gone. I have so much guilt and regret on my back right now. And seven digits would take it away...maybe ( Read more... )

I just woke up. I get to go home today. Yippee. Anchorman, this weekend, be there.

What's up, Shiggaz? Well, I've been at my mom's, so I haven't been able to update. When I'm at my mom's=cool because I can see my friends, Dads=boring, cause its all the way out here in the country, and my friends are far away. Nothing to do here. Ever. So why not update, I know how you kids love updates ( Read more... )

"I want a girl I can take out ( Read more... )

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Hello loyal readers. I'm at my dad's, alone. I had to stay here cause my a carpet cleaner guy came out. The carpet's all wet now(that's what she said.). Yesterday I went to see Spider-Man 2 with my friend Blue Balls Malone and his little cousin Eli. As for the movie: Great. Fuck Van Helsing, that was the gayest movie ever, Spider-man 2 is where the ( Read more... )

That damn cat is in my lap right now. Everytime I type, it fucking messes it up. I'm so pissed at it right now. I got it some food and carried it and him down stairs. As I did, it fucking snuck its claws right into my neck. I think it's infected. The pain was so bad, it made my drop the bowl of food all over the stairs. I called it a douche bag ( Read more... )

This is a song I've been writing. It's not done yet, but I feel like posting it. I already have the bass line and drum beat, but I still need to work on it and tweak it ( Read more... )