Whar iz pudding? WHAR?!!

Jun 26, 2011 20:42

Would someone please, please, PLEASE remind Chris Christie, Rush Limbaugh and all those other FAT FUCKS who seem to have a problem with two consenting human adults getting married to each other that, according to the tenets of the very same faith they're espousing, GLUTTONY is an even BIGGER sin than BEING GAY?

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purpleranger June 28 2011, 01:32:28 UTC
Just out of curiosity, where is it stated that gluttony is a greater sin than homosexuality?

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unclelumpy June 28 2011, 07:38:48 UTC
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
GREED
GLUTTONY
SLOTH
LUST
ENVY
RAGE
PRIDE

Lookee there! Nothing about being gay!

Want more?

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
1.Thou shalt not worship any God before me
2. Thou shalt not practice idolatry
3. Thou shalt not use the Lord thy God's name in vain
4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it holy
5. Thou shalt honor thy father and thy mother
6. Thou shalt not murder
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal
9 Thou shalt not bear false witness
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife nor his goods

Whaddya know? Still nothing about being gay!

Still not convinced? How about a little something about Sodom? You know, Sodom, that city you LOVE to bring up so much?

Ezekiel 16:49: "'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy."

THAT'S Sodomy! THAT'S a sin! Arrogance, gluttony and not caring about the less fortunate!

Now, get your FAT, SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASS on a TREADMILL and SHUT THE FUCK UP about how bad ( ... )

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purpleranger June 28 2011, 15:34:17 UTC
First of all, I never brought up Sodom. You did, just now.

I did suspect that you would bring up the Seven Deadly Sins, though, and it occurs to me that homosexuality would be included in the category of Lust.

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unclelumpy June 28 2011, 20:08:50 UTC
Ah yes, it's obvious homosexuality and lust go hand in hand because homosexuals are capable of feeling lust, unlike any heterosexual... Ever.

Let's compare scores, shall we?

Out of the 18 examples I gave, 2 directly expressed the sin of gluttony.
1, as you pointed out, could only be vaguely associated with homosexuality.

Is it really that painful for you to have to choose between accepting gays as equals and putting down your Baconator?

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