I swear I dreamed this whole thing last night...

[unclelumpy]

Hey Kids! Did you know that GAY-ROD in the yellow suit wants to sell you PINK-GOO and call it a BURGER? Well at Clownie's Meat Burgers we'd NEVER pull that kinda crap! That's cuz all the food we serve is %100 pure, fresh, real MEAT, no chemicals, no preservatives, no byproducts, no vegetables, no cheese, no bun, just MEAT! So next time you're out

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[purpleranger]

And what did you eat before going to bed last night?

[unclelumpy]

Melatonin.

[purpleranger]

And here I was thinking that it was a mushroom pizza with a really interesting mix of mushrooms. :)