I've got this idea for a "fan made" Doritos commercial ( Read more... )

I was promoting a play I was in at a local art faire this past Friday by walking around dressed up as Santa Claus. There were a few members of the occupy movement there, and two of them asked me "Hey Santa, for Christmas can I have my country back ( Read more... )

Okay, saw "The Muppets" yesterday and... It was a good movie...

BUT...
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Christmastime has NEVER been jolly in the hood...
But THIS year... Santa goes from FAT-ASS... to BAD-ASS!

KUNG-FU SANTA

He's makin' a list...
Checkin' it twice...
Gonna find out who's naughty...
Who's nice...
And who's gettin' their ASS KICKED!

"Here kid, Merry Christmas."
"But Santa, I'm Jewish."
"Just take the DAMNED bear, already!"

KUNG-FU ( Read more... )

As I've mentioned on my Facebook recently, I've been cast as Santa Claus in a local stage production of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". As you can imagine, it's going to be very tongue and cheek and, being the midnight show, for mature audiences only. Now, to make sure it's completely original, all people involved in the production are able to ( Read more... )

He goes up to the cashier and says;
"Is it live or dead in there?"

Lousy tipper.

"Hitler? I hardly KNOW her!"

Okay, fair enough... In that case...

What would it take to get YOU to choose to be gay?

Saw "Green Lantern" last week ( Read more... )