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Jan 17, 2006 12:14


Ten Top Trivia Tips about UncleMeat!
  1. It took UncleMeat 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat UncleMeat'!
  3. You should always open UncleMeat at least an hour before drinking him!
  4. UncleMeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  5. UncleMeat can give birth ten days ( Read more... )

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obscenewords January 17 2006, 17:21:02 UTC
"UncleMeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!"

That's a lot of fat!

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unclemeaty January 17 2006, 17:24:03 UTC
Thanks!

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wispykitty January 17 2006, 17:46:53 UTC
"UncleMeat can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant."

Does that mean you have babies?? Can I have one?? :D

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unclemeaty January 17 2006, 18:31:02 UTC
"Does that mean you have babies??"

Apparently.

"Can I have one??"

I don't see why not.

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