1 Giant Black Man
+ 1 tiny chihuahua
Pure Sillyness

And hilariousness.

I am quite aware I probably spelled chiuaua wrong, but I just had to write this before I forgot....

Edit: Spellin fixed... Oh yeah....

18:51] Sarah G: naaate ( Read more... )

~I'm changing my name.
-Oh, to what?
~Crap bag.
-Mike Crap Bag?
~No, just crap bag.
-Oh.
~If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 16% Stability |||||| 23% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||| 36% Mystical |||||| 23% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||| 36% Materialism || ( Read more... )

Mornings can kiss my ass. So can midterms. And school. And work. Yea. HATE HATE HATE. Holy shit am I bored. Why must I be stuck at this hell hole. It better be flippin' sunny/semi-warm today. Yesterday was really awesome. I was seriously blown away when I walked outside... I just thought "holy shit, it's so flippin' nice!" And then I ( Read more... )

The BBC asked people to vote for the top 50 things everyone should try a bite of in their lifetime. Bold the ones you've eaten. 
1. Fresh fish (When I was little I liked fish)
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Thai food (I think so, I'm not sure exactly, but I think I had it when I visited my brother one time)
5. Chinese food
6. Ice cream
7. Pizza
8. Crab
9. Curry
10 ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Be more gangster than Snoop Dogg.

Get your resolution here

I'm fairly certain I ate more in one meal yesterday than I generally eat in an entire day. STILL full. Geez.

So, I was looking at someone's myspace page ('cause I was bored) and I took the "Breast Test" which was basically a bunch of pictures of different chicks' boobs, and you have to clikc either 'real' or 'fake', and I got all of them correct, and it didn't even take me that long. Damn I am good. Haha. (No, I do not make it a habit of looking at ( Read more... )

I want to cuddle and be close to him so badly right now. But I know it's not right to feel this way. :-/