May I request a pun about removing staples? I am removing things that had been stapled to the walls for book fair (signs, posters, a couple hundred coloring pages) and referred to it as a "staple removing party" today. After that I ran out of punny things to observe about my un-stapling ways.
I suspect it is one of those puns that will come in the middle of the night, prompting one to scribble it down and be confused by it in the morning.
I made a secretary laugh when she asked if I wanted to borrow a staple remover and I replied "yes, one of the ones that looks like a shoehorn because the bitey ones are not good for pulling staples from walls."
1. The animals and nature board is having a pun thread; http://boards.4chan.org/an/res/676015 (warning, do not view that at work, because even though an is supposed to be a safe for work board, /b/ or people who thinks all of 4chan is /b/ sometimes spams it with NWS stuff)
2. Did you just email me that link? Or did someone hack your email? (Or did you accidentally send all?)
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I made a secretary laugh when she asked if I wanted to borrow a staple remover and I replied "yes, one of the ones that looks like a shoehorn because the bitey ones are not good for pulling staples from walls."
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http://boards.4chan.org/an/res/676015
(warning, do not view that at work, because even though an is supposed to be a safe for work board, /b/ or people who thinks all of 4chan is /b/ sometimes spams it with NWS stuff)
2. Did you just email me that link? Or did someone hack your email? (Or did you accidentally send all?)
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http://zerabyte.com/87r70yk3
The whole email is just that link, and 'you' have also sent it to a bunch of other people.
Want me to LJ message you that email?
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