So, I'm an idiot....

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Incase you were wondering, being really dehydrated and eating a poppyseed muffin a few hours before a drug test is not a good idea, especially if you plan on passing it. Yeah, I know, I'm a moron. On the up-side, the test was for a really shitty farm job that I really didn't want, anyway. And I'm not just rationalizing

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[redheadeddemon]

Now you have the perfect excuse to become a smack addict. It's practically expected of you at this point.

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Crack cocaine will fry yo' brains!

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Something else what is fucked up....

I was looking for cigarettes for a friend in my mother's room and found a whole package containing love letters sent to her in the mid 90's by some dude named Jim. So both of my parents were cheatin'! This shouldn't make me feel better, but it kind of does. At least they were both equally extra-maritally slutty. Ew, I totally just grossed myself out.

[redheadeddemon]

Sounds like it's time for a ritualistic voodoo burning of the letters. I think you need a live chicken, some hair, and the pinkie finger of a corpse.