[YGO Fic] Chibi For A Day - Part Twenty
※ Part Twenty: The Happy Millennium Rod
※ Warnings - None - just remember that this is the unrevised version.
※ Disclaimer - I obviously don't own it.
By noon the pool had gotten too crowded, and everyone wanted to see the chibis. And Yami was sure that if Yami Bakura got hit on one more time, the tomb robber would explode. He was evil, that and he had Ryou. Besides, they were GIRLS!
Also, by noon everyone was hungry. Having no car, and they weren’t about to take the bus again after the last incident, they walked to the nearest place they could find. McDonalds.
While Yami ordered the food, Yami Bakura took the three little monsters into the play area. Chibi Yami Malik pulled Chibi Malik into the ball pit after giving Yami Bakura the Millennium Rod, while Yugi was a little more reluctant to go into the large caged area. Hmm, a cage, a very good place for monsters. Yami Bakura shook his head at the thought and tried again to get Yugi to go in.
“Come in too?” Yugi turned his big innocent eyes on the tomb robber.
Yami Bakura, who had learned his lesson with Ryou, didn’t bother to start that mantra ‘Don’t look into the eyes’ and just looked anyway. He sighed, knowing that chibi eyes were irresistible. “Yes, I will.” He said and pouted as Yugi pulled him so fast that Yami Bakura narrowly missed the sign that stated you had to be under four feet to play in the area. Oh well, what Ronald McDonald didn’t know, wouldn’t hurt him.
Yami came over minutes later and spotted Yami Malik and Malik pelting each other with plastic balls. He raised an eyebrow at the thought but shook it out of his head before it could progress into anything else. He looked around, but couldn’t see Yugi or Yami Bakura anywhere. Figuring that maybe his light had had to go to the bathroom and Yami Bakura had taken him, Yami sat down and began to eat his fries.
As he sipped his drink his eyes looked up at the large structure. He choked though, as he spotted the familiar tomb robber in one of the tubes. Putting a hand to his forehead as he tried to figure out what to do, the pharaoh sighed. He snuck under the ‘you must be under four feet to play’ sign and climbed up the large slide tube. After many turns and drops and inclines he found the other spirit in the smallest part of the tunnel. “How did you get in here?” Yami asked.
“Ask your light.” Yami Bakura pouted.
“There’s a reason why you should be under four feet you know.” Yami couldn’t help but tease the other boy.
Yami Bakura growled. “You think I don’t know that? Yugi used his chibi eyes! You try saying no to that!” He huffed. Okay, he had a point; Yami would give him that much. “Now get me out of here!” Yami Bakura whined, his voice echoing throughout the tunnel.
Yami tried hard, really he did, but a laugh still escaped from his lips as he leaned on the side of the tunnel. Yami Bakura glared at the pharaoh and began to mumble Egyptian curses; it was just too bad that they didn’t have their magic. “Okay, okay, give me your hands.” Yami said holding out his hands. Yami Bakura grabbed Yami’s hands and the pharaoh placed his feet on either side of Yami Bakura’s body to get leverage.
“You realize what an interesting position this is, right?” Yami Bakura thought he’d mention it.
“Yes, but it’ll work.” Yami insisted before counting to three and pulling as hard as he could. Yami Bakura came lose with a loud ‘pop’ sound and he landed hard on top of Yami. When the two had come to, Yami’s eyes went wide and he gasped. “I hope that’s the Millennium Rod in your pants.”
Yami Bakura growled and pulled the Millennium Rod out of his pants. “It is!” He insisted, then growled, “I won’t tell if you won’t.” He said, realizing their position.
“Deal.” Yami nodded as Yami Bakura scrambled off of him, but the damage was done. They both heard the giggling and turned at the same time to find three chibis watching them and laughing.
“I’m gonna tell Wyou!” Chibi Yami Malik declared, then disappeared through the tunnels, closely followed by his light and Yugi.
Yami Bakura sweatdropped. “Can we just go eat and get out of here? I think I’ve been humiliated enough for today, and I have a feeling that it’s not going to end with this.” He was right of course, though anyone could see that things seemed to always happen to the tomb robber.
Yami quickly agreed, about the eating anyway. They got out of the tunnels before they could get caught and joined the three chibis at the table. The two older boys sat down and began to eat…well; Yami did at any rate. Yami Bakura looked in the bag and found that all the chibis had eaten his meal.
Not wanting to make a scene, though normally he wouldn’t have hesitated, he leaned back in his chair and watched everyone eat. Yami Malik looked down at his fries and grabbed a few. He then jumped off of the very uncomfortable chair and ran over to Yami Bakura. He held out his arms until the tomb robber picked him up. “Sowwy.” The small chibi held out the fries to the fiend. “I pwomise not ta tell Wyou about you and ‘Ami.” He said, crossing his fingers behind his back.
Yami Bakura, who didn’t quite know how to take this kindness from the usual psychopath, hesitated then took the fries. “Thanks kid, now eat up so we can get out of here.” He said. Yami Malik grinned and nodded, then scrambled by his own seat.
Yami Bakura leaned back beside Yami. “So, what’s next?” He wondered.
“The zoo.” Yami replied shortly.
Yami Bakura sat up. “Are you insane? The ZOO?! Do you know how much trouble three chibis could get into at a place like that?” He practically yelled.
“They have blood thirsty emus.” Yami replied, just as shortly.
“Ooh, in that case.” Yami Bakura relaxed and after a few moments of silence he suddenly realized something. “What the hell’s an emu?”
※ Warnings - None - just remember that this is the unrevised version.
※ Disclaimer - I obviously don't own it.
By noon the pool had gotten too crowded, and everyone wanted to see the chibis. And Yami was sure that if Yami Bakura got hit on one more time, the tomb robber would explode. He was evil, that and he had Ryou. Besides, they were GIRLS!
Also, by noon everyone was hungry. Having no car, and they weren’t about to take the bus again after the last incident, they walked to the nearest place they could find. McDonalds.
While Yami ordered the food, Yami Bakura took the three little monsters into the play area. Chibi Yami Malik pulled Chibi Malik into the ball pit after giving Yami Bakura the Millennium Rod, while Yugi was a little more reluctant to go into the large caged area. Hmm, a cage, a very good place for monsters. Yami Bakura shook his head at the thought and tried again to get Yugi to go in.
“Come in too?” Yugi turned his big innocent eyes on the tomb robber.
Yami Bakura, who had learned his lesson with Ryou, didn’t bother to start that mantra ‘Don’t look into the eyes’ and just looked anyway. He sighed, knowing that chibi eyes were irresistible. “Yes, I will.” He said and pouted as Yugi pulled him so fast that Yami Bakura narrowly missed the sign that stated you had to be under four feet to play in the area. Oh well, what Ronald McDonald didn’t know, wouldn’t hurt him.
Yami came over minutes later and spotted Yami Malik and Malik pelting each other with plastic balls. He raised an eyebrow at the thought but shook it out of his head before it could progress into anything else. He looked around, but couldn’t see Yugi or Yami Bakura anywhere. Figuring that maybe his light had had to go to the bathroom and Yami Bakura had taken him, Yami sat down and began to eat his fries.
As he sipped his drink his eyes looked up at the large structure. He choked though, as he spotted the familiar tomb robber in one of the tubes. Putting a hand to his forehead as he tried to figure out what to do, the pharaoh sighed. He snuck under the ‘you must be under four feet to play’ sign and climbed up the large slide tube. After many turns and drops and inclines he found the other spirit in the smallest part of the tunnel. “How did you get in here?” Yami asked.
“Ask your light.” Yami Bakura pouted.
“There’s a reason why you should be under four feet you know.” Yami couldn’t help but tease the other boy.
Yami Bakura growled. “You think I don’t know that? Yugi used his chibi eyes! You try saying no to that!” He huffed. Okay, he had a point; Yami would give him that much. “Now get me out of here!” Yami Bakura whined, his voice echoing throughout the tunnel.
Yami tried hard, really he did, but a laugh still escaped from his lips as he leaned on the side of the tunnel. Yami Bakura glared at the pharaoh and began to mumble Egyptian curses; it was just too bad that they didn’t have their magic. “Okay, okay, give me your hands.” Yami said holding out his hands. Yami Bakura grabbed Yami’s hands and the pharaoh placed his feet on either side of Yami Bakura’s body to get leverage.
“You realize what an interesting position this is, right?” Yami Bakura thought he’d mention it.
“Yes, but it’ll work.” Yami insisted before counting to three and pulling as hard as he could. Yami Bakura came lose with a loud ‘pop’ sound and he landed hard on top of Yami. When the two had come to, Yami’s eyes went wide and he gasped. “I hope that’s the Millennium Rod in your pants.”
Yami Bakura growled and pulled the Millennium Rod out of his pants. “It is!” He insisted, then growled, “I won’t tell if you won’t.” He said, realizing their position.
“Deal.” Yami nodded as Yami Bakura scrambled off of him, but the damage was done. They both heard the giggling and turned at the same time to find three chibis watching them and laughing.
“I’m gonna tell Wyou!” Chibi Yami Malik declared, then disappeared through the tunnels, closely followed by his light and Yugi.
Yami Bakura sweatdropped. “Can we just go eat and get out of here? I think I’ve been humiliated enough for today, and I have a feeling that it’s not going to end with this.” He was right of course, though anyone could see that things seemed to always happen to the tomb robber.
Yami quickly agreed, about the eating anyway. They got out of the tunnels before they could get caught and joined the three chibis at the table. The two older boys sat down and began to eat…well; Yami did at any rate. Yami Bakura looked in the bag and found that all the chibis had eaten his meal.
Not wanting to make a scene, though normally he wouldn’t have hesitated, he leaned back in his chair and watched everyone eat. Yami Malik looked down at his fries and grabbed a few. He then jumped off of the very uncomfortable chair and ran over to Yami Bakura. He held out his arms until the tomb robber picked him up. “Sowwy.” The small chibi held out the fries to the fiend. “I pwomise not ta tell Wyou about you and ‘Ami.” He said, crossing his fingers behind his back.
Yami Bakura, who didn’t quite know how to take this kindness from the usual psychopath, hesitated then took the fries. “Thanks kid, now eat up so we can get out of here.” He said. Yami Malik grinned and nodded, then scrambled by his own seat.
Yami Bakura leaned back beside Yami. “So, what’s next?” He wondered.
“The zoo.” Yami replied shortly.
Yami Bakura sat up. “Are you insane? The ZOO?! Do you know how much trouble three chibis could get into at a place like that?” He practically yelled.
“They have blood thirsty emus.” Yami replied, just as shortly.
“Ooh, in that case.” Yami Bakura relaxed and after a few moments of silence he suddenly realized something. “What the hell’s an emu?”