Comments | under_foot: ... for chicks, and their bicycles

under_foot

... for chicks, and their bicycles

Mar 26, 2005 12:58

At somepoint I'll have to write about Horny Harvey, the 69 year-old Troxler nuclear-gauge salesman/training instructor/strip-club perv, but for now I'll just talk about my exciting Friday adventures in San Francisco ( Read more... )

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phaetons_path March 27 2005, 21:29:34 UTC

now this, my friend, was a thoroughly kick-ass piece of narrative literature. props to you.

phaetons_path March 27 2005, 21:30:58 UTC

oh and it's frickin hilarious how you interchange euphemisms of the female body and bike parts. just don't forget which lubricants go to which materials.

under_foot March 28 2005, 06:47:15 UTC

Zing!¥

Need a DickWatch Donation? rhcpnd April 5 2005, 00:42:36 UTC

What the heck are you doing in San Francisco? Probably better than me. Anyways I'm pretty jealous that you're in the company of I need to be in the company of other underemployed people. Whereas I am instead folding towels, and emptying the garbage of overemployed college grads who are as dumb as rocks.

If you need a bicycle I can mail your ass one. Send me an address.
It's one of those new ones whose paint job is as smooth as a freshly shaved woman's legs.

P.S. Where can I recycle clothing fibers, (NOT donate) motor vehicles in the most environmentally friendly way. And can you use a captain's bed and a dining room table in good condition. I'm giving away all my belongings.