This world all gone to war; all I need is you.

[under_glass]

Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't

Comments

[killthekids]

that was smart
but you know me
i laughed my ass off at "dont be a smart ass"

[under_glass]

haha, that was one of the first things i thought of while reading it. "liz would love that line."

[negatveblckstar]

"Q: So basically, what you're saying is, we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?".

i loved that line. i loved this whole thing. <3

[under_glass]

i know. and it's pretty much true, too. heh.
i wish i knew who wrote it.

[monro_estreet]

that was great!

where'd you find that?

[under_glass]

in someone's journal at melodramatic.com

[paininmyheart]

holy shit! that is so fucking hilarious!

[under_glass]

i knew you'd like it. :)

[drivingnowhere]

Sadly, I've learned more reading that than I do watching CNN, reading Commentary, or the local news.

I thought the end was going to have Daddy Bush explaining everything to Baby Bush.