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Aug 02, 2008 14:56

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Dear employees,

Yearly raises will occur on the 15th of this month. That is all.

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the_wheezy August 2 2008, 22:29:49 UTC
Mister Styles,

I supposed I should congratulate you on your anniversary of being here, given that you'd stated that you don't mind it. So congratulations.

Also, it seems as though the woman who posed a threat to those from my world has left the City. While it's probably best for us to keep our heads down I believe I can return to work at a much more regular pace, now, if you're willing to allow it. I did ask Neville about coming to work with me, and he did agree, but I'll have to ask again. That was a little while ago.

Oh, and sorry for being all long-winded like this. This whole letter-writing act has got me being unusually wordy. Plus, this letter really ought to be more formal, oughtn't it?

Sincerely,
Ronald B. Weasley

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 22:31:49 UTC
Ronald,

Thank you, I appreciate the thought.

I would very much like for you to return to work with Mr. Longbottom and soon as you both see fit to do so and not rain danger on the office. If that is right away, then I'll see you tomorrow.

Don't worry about the formality, I assure you, I'm quite used to it.

Christopher Styles

P.S. What does the B stand for?

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the_wheezy August 2 2008, 22:45:34 UTC
Mr. Styles,

I'll get the final okay from Hermione, and It should be fine. I'll be sure to be careful regardless. Tomorrow, then, and I'll have Neville come whenever he can. (I'm not sure what he does most of his time, really.)

Oh. Well, at least there's that. This's a bit awkward, if you'd ask me.

-Ronald Weasley

P.S. It's Bilius.

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 22:47:58 UTC
Mr. Weasley,

Good. I'll see you in the office.

Are you using the pen I gave you?

-Christopher Styles

P.S. I'm terribly sorry.

[ooc: D'ya get me email?]

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lyra_of_dust August 2 2008, 22:56:16 UTC
Dear Mr. Styles,

Something useless- Would talking socks be a good example?

Yours sincerely,
Lyra Silvertongue

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 22:59:32 UTC
Miss Silvertongue,

No.

Yours,
Christopher Styles

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lyra_of_dust August 2 2008, 23:06:50 UTC
Mister Styles

How much more useless could something be?

Sincerely
Lyra Silvertongue

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:08:11 UTC
Miss Silvertongue,

It has to at least pretend to be useful.

Sincerely,
Christopher Styles

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venomouselle August 2 2008, 23:15:59 UTC
Dear Mr. Christopher Styles,

Fuck yeah.

Are we talking an increase in percentage or in plain colors? Is this according to accomplishments?

I've been a very good employee.

Sincerely,
Elle Driver

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:25:18 UTC
Miss Driver,

It would depend on the employee.

I'm very well aware of that fact.

Sincerely,
Christopher Styles

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venomouselle August 2 2008, 23:29:30 UTC
Mr. Styles,

I hope that is visible in the increase on the 15th.

Sincerely,
Elle Driver

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:30:40 UTC
Miss Driver,

I assure you, I'll try and make it visible.

Sincerely,
Christopher Styles

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knightbalanced August 2 2008, 23:29:48 UTC
... Hydrospanners?

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:31:08 UTC
Mr. Skywalker,

Yes, something like hydrospanners would do.

Sincerely,
Styles

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knightbalanced August 2 2008, 23:34:04 UTC
Maybe I should start marketing them.

Happy anniversary, by the way.

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:35:40 UTC
Mr. Skywalker,

Please do. Remember, late-night TV.

Thank you.

Styles

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means_businss August 2 2008, 23:38:38 UTC
Ah..

Thank you.

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:39:30 UTC
Dear Nanao,

Thank you for your constant hard work and dedication. Your check will be proportionally larger.

Styles

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means_businss August 2 2008, 23:46:38 UTC
Oh. I had not- thank you for that, Sir.

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under_secretary August 2 2008, 23:47:12 UTC
Nanao,

You're welcome.

Styles

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