cat stratch

[under_themoon]

I saw some meathead shove a 2 pound hot lobster in his mouth
and wasted old man throw down 600 dollars in bets in 3 minutes
I love my job

Comments

[___charisme]

i dont have nails.
or a job.
or a 2 pound lobster.
or 600 dollars.

[roofie27]

hahahahaha.
Would you really ever even WANT any of those things anyway?
-the 600 dollars.
&&&TANNERR!! I MISS YOUUUU.
WE SHOULD HANG OUT OVER THIS BREAKKK.!

[___charisme]

i like lobster.

[roofie27]

yes, but
A 2 POUND LOBSTER?!
You'd have lobster comming out of your ears!

[harrdyy]

hey slutface
i see you tomorrow