Wet Boxers Competition

[undercard]

 Do you feel a draft? An uncomfortably intimate draft? If not, you must be female. Otherwise, you're probably standing on the heated stage in the middle of the Mall, with warm buckets of water balanced precariously overhead. There are signs everywhere, but just in case anyone happens to miss the group of men dressed only in their boxers on stage, a

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[leaderofnation]

YOU SHALL BE SMITTEN FOR THIS!!! *Anybody likes male crotches smoother than a girl's?*

[adarkerangel]

I would if I could, Dominion. *'sup, fellow angel? This one's got something to show, at least, once the water falls.*

[leaderofnation]

I shall call the wrath of God down upon this filthy-minded world assaulting the purity of His angels!

[adarkerangel]

....... *And God would take one look at him and demand to know what "purity" he had left, Mastema is sure.* He cannot hear us here, Dominion. Calm yourself for a moment and think. If we cannot get off the stage, perhaps there is some other way to avoid this. Will our wings perhaps shield us from the water?

[emptylightnin]

>You WANT to be all right with showing off what you've got in your tastefully black and silver boxer shorts.

>But you don't have enough COURAGE.

[papadojima]

S-Souji???

[emptylightnin]

O-Oh God why.

"A-Ah...sir?"

He's trying to say 'HELP' but it's not coming out. :(

[papadojima]

Sir??? Souji, it's me, Ryotaro Dojima! Your uncle!

[adarkerangel]

*Mastema is so not amused. So very not amused. He raises his wings in hopes of shielding himself from the water that is most certainly to come, feathers ruffled in agitation.*

[adarkerangel]

In all honesty... *oh hey, you're that girl that helped in Zelenin's dungeon.* I do not care about winning. If I am disqualified for refusing to play along, I will gladly accept that.

[tvorcrash]

[See icon. He does not like where this is going. :|]