[One Shot][Liar!!!]
Title : How to Marry Jung Yunho
Author : Na…
Length : One Shot
Genre : Romance, Humour ( Crack )
Warning : Slight of MPREG
Rating : Eh? There will be no G for Yaoi, quote?
Pairing : Jaeho, [Slight]
Language: English
Summary : The Jung family is curious why the hell their straight Looking father had married with another man.
1.The best way to catch the attention of Jung Yunho is to ignore him completely. Nothing can hurt the leader-shii's pride more than that,
"Boo"
"Jaeboo"
"Jaejoong"
"KIM JAEJOONG!!!"
Yunho practically was screaming right into the turning deaf Jaejoong's ears. Jaejoong had, before Yunho disturbed the hell out of him, been happily cooking Changmin's favourite pancakes.
"Ouch! You don't have to scream Yunho!", the raven yelled. Snapping his head aside towards the annoying person who ruined his happy mood kitchen. Faking a glare trough those brown orbs.
"I have been calling you for the past 10 damn minutes! You Deaf!!!", Yunho flared up. He was twitching, the hell with pancakes, he was clearly annoyed now.
"Eh? Sorry, didn't notice you there", with that Jaejoong had sucsessfully cut the converstation which haven't even started yet. He was already flew back to his heavenly kitchen corner with Yunho's bulging eyes of disbelief.
Jung Yunho was born not to be ignored and the fact that his own band mate had done a great job of doing that, made him want to choke him with his own bare hands. Phueff... Luckily, our leader shii has decided to just turn on his heels with an angry pout.
2.Pretend you didn't even know he was gone for the past few days :
Yunho hurriedly stepped inside their apartment with no sparing glance to the rest of the members. Pointing his mind to the one and only raven.
He banged on the door forcefully and waited for the main vocalist to answer. Where the hell could his oh-so-called hyung be at? He asked himself ever since he got back two days ago from his two and a half week trip to Japan.
Yunho had waited long enough for his friend to immediately welcome him home. Usually by inviting him to eat at his favorite sushi restaurang or just to spend an evening of watching TV, ever since they both became busier and no longer saw each other as much. It had always been that way before Yunho took the offer to film with Lee Hyori.
"Shut up Jung Yunho! Don't you know I have to sleep?!"
Jaejoong was wearing his normal un offical suit which will be a tanktop and short. Yet, he was still stunningly beautiful as ever with those raven bangs and pale skin.
“Where have you been, hyung?” he asked in a shaky voice.
Jaejoong raised an eyebrow. He shrugged and made his way to the door, opening it and walking in. Leaving the door open as an invitation to Yunho.
“Here and there, why?” he asked as he sat down on the couch.
Yunho stared down at him, “I got back two hours ago from Japan,” he stated like it was obvious what Jaejoong had to knew.
“Oh, you were gone?" Jaejoong asked in surprised tone.
Yunho blinked once and left.
3. The third way of doing it is to introduce him to your new best friend:
“Yunhooooooo Ah!” “Yunhooooooo Ah!” “Yunhooooooo Ah!”
The brunnete, who was in the middle of mild dancing with TVXQ's background dancers turned and glared hatredly to the intruders.
Therefore missing his missing step had gave him the position that connected with a VERT important part of his anatomy.
He grunted and fell to the ground clutching his precious, trying not to scream in pain.
“Geez, Yunnie! I knew how great you are, but you get to pay attention!”
Yunho growled as he got up. “What did you want?” he asked taking a menacing step towards Jaejoong and Shiwon.
He stopped, eyeing the two who were holding hands, in disgust.
Jaejoong jumped around happily still holding onto Shiwon’s hand, “Shiwon says that he is my best friend!”
It hurt him; the pain went through his heart like a heart attack, much to the amusement of the forgotton audience's amusement.
Yunho wanted to slash out, to yank Jaejoong's hand away from the other and scream at his Jaejoong but instead he smirked.
“Good riddance! He’ll be the one putting up with your narsistic!”
“Ahh, Yunnie ah’s so mean!” Jaejoong only grinned and bounced away, still holding on to Shiwon’s hand, who was grinning like mad.
Yoominsu smiled behind their leader as Yunho stared silently at the two, with both hands clenched into fist at his side.
Two hours later Shiwon had resigned as Jaejoong’s best friend by giving, or trying to give, Jaejoong an apologetic smile but only managing to hurt his beaten up face.
4. The sure way to make an U-Know notice you is to tell them you think his most hated enemy is cute:
They were dancing and Yunho was enjoying himself as he Less then tried to beat the crap out of his best friend. His best friend no mattered what his hyung said, and had made sure that Shiwon understood that and much to his satisfaction didn’t see him around the raven anymore.
After a good long dance, the both of them lay down on the marbel and stared contently at the mirrors at the roof.
“Yunho.”
Yunho turned his head slightly to look at Jaejoong, “What is it?” he asked, trying to keep the peaceful feeling around him while knowing that whatever the raven head had to say was not going to be good.
“What do you think of Se7en?” he asked blushing, avoiding his piericing gaze.
“I don’t” he told him, ignoring the pace his heart was beating.
Jaejoong gave him a weird look, “I like him.”
Quickly and before Yunho could react to that vague statement, he left.
The peace of mind Yunho was feeling left him completely, when Jaejoong muttered those three simple little words.
5. Date his hated enemy:
Se7en leaned closer to Jaejoong, who clutched his arm looking up at him with adoring stare. Yunho followed them around town with a frown on his face and murderous instic in his eyes. He didn’t care that everyone was staring at him, he didn’t care that he had particulary was in the open stage with so much eyes landed on them.
He didn’t care the fact that he had ignored all were happening in this fucking freaking show!
When Se7en leaned down, his lips hovering just above Jaejoong's, he saw red.
Se7en didn’t know what hit him, but found himself on the ground looking up with amazement at the couple who were making out like they were eating each other face in front of him.
He grinned. Yunho was holding Jaejoong possessively, holding him close while he ravished his lips.
They broke apart and Yunho turned to glare at him growling, “He’s MINE!” much to the delight of a panting and flushed Jaejoong, who purred in response with a twinkle in his eyes.
6. Last but not least, get him to propose:
Yunho was frustrated, way beyond any stressed he had suffered. After six months of dating Jaejoong, he had not gotten anything from his boyfriend. Sure, the made out like crazy after their dates, in which Jaejoong insisted it was necessary for couples to do.
At first Yunho had not wanted to do it but after Jaejoong said that Se7en would have done it he agreed. He didn’t like it when Jaejoong thought about the other.
Yet, even now his lover wouldn’t go all the way with him, he had no choice really so he went out and bought rings, arranged a nice dinner at a very expensive restaurant and proposed romanticly to Kim Jaejoong.
“Will you marry me, boo?” he asked on bend knees, swallowing back the tears as a seemingly stunned Jaejoong nodded, throwing himself at Yunho.
Yunho finished telling his story to his five year old twins, who looked up at him with wide black eyes. They looked so much like his wife, from their raven hair to the pale skin and black eyes. Not to mention they were actually mini Jaejoong.
He smiled slightly at the eldest of his son’s pout, something else that was all Jaejoong.
“Liar!” all two of them whispered their eyelids heavy with sleep.
“Mama says never to believe a word you say!” the youngest told him, pointing a small pudgy finger at him. Yunho threw back his head and laughed.
“That’s not a good bed time story to tell them Papa!” his eldest told him with a mocking smirk on her face. Her brown eyes glittering with silent amazement, while her brunnete hair fell like an angel’s halo around her. Their daughter was so much like Yunho in appearance and personality.
Despite that, all her loyalties, just like her brothers, lay fiercely with Jaejoong, their mommy. That was just the way he liked it. He smiled at his seven year old daughter.
“Go to sleep Jaehwa!” he ordered getting up himself and heading towards the master bedroom where Jaejoong lay sleeping with his striking feature.
He got into bed and pulled him close. Kissing him gently as not to wake him, “Thank God for you!” he whispered closing his eyes to sleep.
END
Author : Na…
Length : One Shot
Genre : Romance, Humour ( Crack )
Warning : Slight of MPREG
Rating : Eh? There will be no G for Yaoi, quote?
Pairing : Jaeho, [Slight]
Language: English
Summary : The Jung family is curious why the hell their straight Looking father had married with another man.
1.The best way to catch the attention of Jung Yunho is to ignore him completely. Nothing can hurt the leader-shii's pride more than that,
"Boo"
"Jaeboo"
"Jaejoong"
"KIM JAEJOONG!!!"
Yunho practically was screaming right into the turning deaf Jaejoong's ears. Jaejoong had, before Yunho disturbed the hell out of him, been happily cooking Changmin's favourite pancakes.
"Ouch! You don't have to scream Yunho!", the raven yelled. Snapping his head aside towards the annoying person who ruined his happy mood kitchen. Faking a glare trough those brown orbs.
"I have been calling you for the past 10 damn minutes! You Deaf!!!", Yunho flared up. He was twitching, the hell with pancakes, he was clearly annoyed now.
"Eh? Sorry, didn't notice you there", with that Jaejoong had sucsessfully cut the converstation which haven't even started yet. He was already flew back to his heavenly kitchen corner with Yunho's bulging eyes of disbelief.
Jung Yunho was born not to be ignored and the fact that his own band mate had done a great job of doing that, made him want to choke him with his own bare hands. Phueff... Luckily, our leader shii has decided to just turn on his heels with an angry pout.
2.Pretend you didn't even know he was gone for the past few days :
Yunho hurriedly stepped inside their apartment with no sparing glance to the rest of the members. Pointing his mind to the one and only raven.
He banged on the door forcefully and waited for the main vocalist to answer. Where the hell could his oh-so-called hyung be at? He asked himself ever since he got back two days ago from his two and a half week trip to Japan.
Yunho had waited long enough for his friend to immediately welcome him home. Usually by inviting him to eat at his favorite sushi restaurang or just to spend an evening of watching TV, ever since they both became busier and no longer saw each other as much. It had always been that way before Yunho took the offer to film with Lee Hyori.
"Shut up Jung Yunho! Don't you know I have to sleep?!"
Jaejoong was wearing his normal un offical suit which will be a tanktop and short. Yet, he was still stunningly beautiful as ever with those raven bangs and pale skin.
“Where have you been, hyung?” he asked in a shaky voice.
Jaejoong raised an eyebrow. He shrugged and made his way to the door, opening it and walking in. Leaving the door open as an invitation to Yunho.
“Here and there, why?” he asked as he sat down on the couch.
Yunho stared down at him, “I got back two hours ago from Japan,” he stated like it was obvious what Jaejoong had to knew.
“Oh, you were gone?" Jaejoong asked in surprised tone.
Yunho blinked once and left.
3. The third way of doing it is to introduce him to your new best friend:
“Yunhooooooo Ah!” “Yunhooooooo Ah!” “Yunhooooooo Ah!”
The brunnete, who was in the middle of mild dancing with TVXQ's background dancers turned and glared hatredly to the intruders.
Therefore missing his missing step had gave him the position that connected with a VERT important part of his anatomy.
He grunted and fell to the ground clutching his precious, trying not to scream in pain.
“Geez, Yunnie! I knew how great you are, but you get to pay attention!”
Yunho growled as he got up. “What did you want?” he asked taking a menacing step towards Jaejoong and Shiwon.
He stopped, eyeing the two who were holding hands, in disgust.
Jaejoong jumped around happily still holding onto Shiwon’s hand, “Shiwon says that he is my best friend!”
It hurt him; the pain went through his heart like a heart attack, much to the amusement of the forgotton audience's amusement.
Yunho wanted to slash out, to yank Jaejoong's hand away from the other and scream at his Jaejoong but instead he smirked.
“Good riddance! He’ll be the one putting up with your narsistic!”
“Ahh, Yunnie ah’s so mean!” Jaejoong only grinned and bounced away, still holding on to Shiwon’s hand, who was grinning like mad.
Yoominsu smiled behind their leader as Yunho stared silently at the two, with both hands clenched into fist at his side.
Two hours later Shiwon had resigned as Jaejoong’s best friend by giving, or trying to give, Jaejoong an apologetic smile but only managing to hurt his beaten up face.
4. The sure way to make an U-Know notice you is to tell them you think his most hated enemy is cute:
They were dancing and Yunho was enjoying himself as he Less then tried to beat the crap out of his best friend. His best friend no mattered what his hyung said, and had made sure that Shiwon understood that and much to his satisfaction didn’t see him around the raven anymore.
After a good long dance, the both of them lay down on the marbel and stared contently at the mirrors at the roof.
“Yunho.”
Yunho turned his head slightly to look at Jaejoong, “What is it?” he asked, trying to keep the peaceful feeling around him while knowing that whatever the raven head had to say was not going to be good.
“What do you think of Se7en?” he asked blushing, avoiding his piericing gaze.
“I don’t” he told him, ignoring the pace his heart was beating.
Jaejoong gave him a weird look, “I like him.”
Quickly and before Yunho could react to that vague statement, he left.
The peace of mind Yunho was feeling left him completely, when Jaejoong muttered those three simple little words.
5. Date his hated enemy:
Se7en leaned closer to Jaejoong, who clutched his arm looking up at him with adoring stare. Yunho followed them around town with a frown on his face and murderous instic in his eyes. He didn’t care that everyone was staring at him, he didn’t care that he had particulary was in the open stage with so much eyes landed on them.
He didn’t care the fact that he had ignored all were happening in this fucking freaking show!
When Se7en leaned down, his lips hovering just above Jaejoong's, he saw red.
Se7en didn’t know what hit him, but found himself on the ground looking up with amazement at the couple who were making out like they were eating each other face in front of him.
He grinned. Yunho was holding Jaejoong possessively, holding him close while he ravished his lips.
They broke apart and Yunho turned to glare at him growling, “He’s MINE!” much to the delight of a panting and flushed Jaejoong, who purred in response with a twinkle in his eyes.
6. Last but not least, get him to propose:
Yunho was frustrated, way beyond any stressed he had suffered. After six months of dating Jaejoong, he had not gotten anything from his boyfriend. Sure, the made out like crazy after their dates, in which Jaejoong insisted it was necessary for couples to do.
At first Yunho had not wanted to do it but after Jaejoong said that Se7en would have done it he agreed. He didn’t like it when Jaejoong thought about the other.
Yet, even now his lover wouldn’t go all the way with him, he had no choice really so he went out and bought rings, arranged a nice dinner at a very expensive restaurant and proposed romanticly to Kim Jaejoong.
“Will you marry me, boo?” he asked on bend knees, swallowing back the tears as a seemingly stunned Jaejoong nodded, throwing himself at Yunho.
Yunho finished telling his story to his five year old twins, who looked up at him with wide black eyes. They looked so much like his wife, from their raven hair to the pale skin and black eyes. Not to mention they were actually mini Jaejoong.
He smiled slightly at the eldest of his son’s pout, something else that was all Jaejoong.
“Liar!” all two of them whispered their eyelids heavy with sleep.
“Mama says never to believe a word you say!” the youngest told him, pointing a small pudgy finger at him. Yunho threw back his head and laughed.
“That’s not a good bed time story to tell them Papa!” his eldest told him with a mocking smirk on her face. Her brown eyes glittering with silent amazement, while her brunnete hair fell like an angel’s halo around her. Their daughter was so much like Yunho in appearance and personality.
Despite that, all her loyalties, just like her brothers, lay fiercely with Jaejoong, their mommy. That was just the way he liked it. He smiled at his seven year old daughter.
“Go to sleep Jaehwa!” he ordered getting up himself and heading towards the master bedroom where Jaejoong lay sleeping with his striking feature.
He got into bed and pulled him close. Kissing him gently as not to wake him, “Thank God for you!” he whispered closing his eyes to sleep.
END