my entire idea of existence and placement has been replaced by a feeling similar to being slammed by a giant wall, moving 800 miles an hour. i think i am being pressed into oblivion.

i have not updated for a pretty long time (for me at least ( Read more... )

i got a new myspace.

why did esteban send everyone a mass text message on his opinion on the significance of the human race?

i know it is played out at this point and that all of my die-hard readers are expecting me to come up with another pulitzer prize winning essay on the purpose of human existence and our significance in relationship to the dungbeatle, but you won't be receiving any of that ( Read more... )

your mom watches poopy porn. <3

lol.
i got a new ipod.

merry poopmas

stunna was great. we played tremors twice.
you missed out.

it's 2006 and in 10 days and 3 hours and 4 minutes and 50 something seconds it's going to be the 10 second countdown to 2007.

and i really don't give a shit about any of that.