oh snap

[underscore_]

Well livejournal friends and haters, most of you probably know this already, but I thought I should make sure we're square

Comments

[paintinglines]

Ahhh that's what I want to do, jerkass. Have fun!

I tried to say hi to you on msn, but it wouldn't let me, due it being a smelly pirate hooker.

[underscore_]

Or maybe it is you who is the smelly pirate hooker?

Did you consider that? Huh?

[paintinglines]

.... wow I didn't consider that. Your insightful comments have caused me to reflect a great deal on myself and the way I live my life and I have to conclude that I am, indeed, a smelly pirate hooker. If you'll excuse me I must get back to my home on whore island.

[samenashi]

FIVE MONTHS.

God so exciting.

[underscore_]

I just want you to know Sam, that I love you like flowers love the sun, like luigi loves mario.

With all my heart.

[samenashi]

You're leaving our country. Travelling so far away... :(

[underscore_]

But out hearts will always be right next to each other.

[nihilicious]

You should come to Canada during your travel time.

You can find out all about Canada by listening to Celine Dion albums and watching old reruns of Degrassi Junior High. Do you get Degrassi Junior High? If not you will have to look it up before coming here.

Canada: America's gay second cousin!

[smelsworst]

DEGRASSI!!!

everyone loves degrassi! shit im even starting to love next generation.. and i thought that was an evil thought at first.. though maybe it still is..

everybody wants somethin they'll never give up..
everybody wants somemthin they'll take your money
and never give up

i think that could be my new entry music..

[nihilicious]

Every day in Canada is pretty much like an episode of Degrassi. Wheels is Prime Minister.

[smelsworst]

bahahahaha...
at least its not shane!?

ps- melissa mcintyre is having my kids.

[gottagoteam]

ahahhh!!! have the best time nick!!!

[smelsworst]

i think you should go to hollywood and fuck up and coming movie stars for a month.. so that then when one of them gets hella famous.. you can go.. "yeah.. ive fucked em.." and everyone will think you're like this choice movie star fuckin dude! and then like.. if a bunch of them get famous your movie star fuckin image will only increase exponentially..

use your charm, stunning good looks, and aussie accent.. and like they will all come running.

whatcha reckon ey!?

[underscore_]

I think this is the only reasonable plan I've heard so far.