51: I have the vague feeling my nose is bleeding down my throat

[underscoremily]

I would like to point out that I have used the word "thou" 14 times (supposedly) and "Blair" cracked the top 100. Goal for the next 50 posts:
Use words like 'ratzafratza' or 'monster' or 'squishy' or 'dingalingadingdong' a lot more. a lot more

Comments

[broken_lotus]

Google "ad-aware" and see if you can download it. It's freeware and amazing.

[underscoremily]

If only the internet on my computer worked... woe would not be me. Wrapped your present today (I procrastinate). LIKE IT!

[broken_lotus]

w000tums! see you next week like whoa

[stevenli]

Like the user before me said, Ad-Aware has an effective free version. Also take a look at Spybot Search & Destroy.

If nothing else, you go to senior prom to get laid. Though that may not be as big an accomplishment for you as it would be for me.

[underscoremily]

As I said to that dear reader, no internet-o means no ability-o. I'd do so well in Spain.

Eh... I'm still wearing the chasity belt that I believe Ms. Yolanda handed out yeah long time ago in an RPG fandom.

[stevenli]

Have you ever seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Quality chastity belt right there. Not even a jackhammer could get through that thing.

[anonymous]

Or you could not go, and save your self-respect.

-kobi

[anonymous]

oh! oh! i'll go!

well. no.

[phscolumnist]

you could download ad-aware on another computer, put it on disk or CD, and then transfer it onto the infected computer.
you could also put all your precious documents on a disk or CD and then format your entire hard drive. That will clear out everything including the viruses. you would have to reinstall everything, though, including Windows.
The internet is evil.

And if you don't want to save your self-respect but still maintain your chastity, you could always hang out with me.

[broken_lotus]

Don't believe him. He's a pimp. :P