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1st Educational Decree - [ Voice, then video later ]

Aug 25, 2009 08:30

[ The voice that hops onto the network at that moment is female (high-pitched as well) and sounds slightly confused, as though its owner had been extremely happy only moments before, but had now lost that thread. The voice says something about ‘Muggle contraptions,’ ‘looking,’ and ‘Cornelius Oswald Fudge,’ but it’s difficult to make out much else ( Read more... )

i am the senior undersecretary!, minister cornelius fudge, why is this not working?, what in the name of merlin's pants?, anti-disapparation jinx

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voice. colubrines August 25 2009, 12:35:24 UTC

[ ohohoho you seem of particular interest let's play ok :) ]

I'm afraid you're mistaken, miss.

voice. undersecretary August 25 2009, 19:46:15 UTC

Would you care to direct me to the Minister, then? I'm sure he can clear this all up.

voice. slytherinanyway August 25 2009, 14:17:47 UTC

[ OH HE KNOWS THAT NAME FROM STORIES. ohhhhh if it were any other place he'd not believe you, but as it is he's just going to troll you so hard. ]

Splinched yourself! Oh, that's got to hurt, hasn't it Ma'am. Never done it myself really, but then I haven't Apparated much either. Just side-along...

A little unfortunate really, having so much trouble - either way, I don't think getting back to Hogwarts will happen too soon...

voice. undersecretary August 25 2009, 16:32:15 UTC

[ Her voice is a bit clipped right now. ]

It's been taken care of.

And really, on what authority do you have that information, hm?

voice. slytherinanyway August 25 2009, 19:28:53 UTC

[ lalalalala he still laughs at your pain. but it's more of a minute chuckle before he moves on. ]

Has it? That's good.

Oh just I mean, no one can really leave this place, it seems! So everyone's stuck.

[voice] 7livesleft August 25 2009, 19:23:44 UTC

...You do that kind of thing a lot?

[voice] undersecretary August 25 2009, 19:45:17 UTC

Do what, precisely?

[voice] 7livesleft August 25 2009, 19:55:36 UTC

Magic.

[voice] undersecretary August 25 2009, 19:57:34 UTC

[ Have a pause and a muttered something, part of which sounds like, "a breech of the International Statute of Secrecy." ]

Have you never seen magic, dear?

[ Yeah, she's now got you pegged for a Muggle... ]

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voice, filtered intransigeant August 25 2009, 19:35:37 UTC

[He just has a massive headache at all of this, okay...

Tone slightly strained:] Dolores Umbridge?

[Filter:]

Did you fix the spell damage?

voice, filtered undersecretary August 25 2009, 19:48:21 UTC

[ That voice sounds familiar, but it takes a moment to process. It also takes a bit of clicking around before she manages to replicate the filter. ]

Rufus Scrimgeour, I presume?

I have done as much as possible in the current situation. [ Read: as much as she's capable of. ]

voice, filtered intransigeant August 26 2009, 01:12:31 UTC

Correct.

[Nice memory, Umbridge. Then again, you probably would exert effort to remember your department heads.]

As Fudge is still your minister, there are some things we must discuss. Where are you?

voice, filtered undersecretary August 26 2009, 01:17:53 UTC

[ Well, she's definitely surprised to see him here, that's for sure... but like she's going to turn down the offer. Have a little more clicking around and then a ping for location. ]

I am afraid I don't know exactly, but if I'm not mistaken, this Muggle device seems to have figured it out for me.

[ Hope that means something to you, Scrimgeour, because she's still a bit clueless. ]

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voice tridented August 25 2009, 19:42:26 UTC

[ god just tallying up these people here okay; this comment does not exist--

no wait ]

Do remember to pick up after yourself.

voice undersecretary August 25 2009, 19:49:16 UTC

[ There's really not much of a response aside from a slightly annoyed sound... like someone breathing heavily through their nose. ]