03: Missing...

[undertaking4u]

I spent the last couple of days making myself a nice new coffin...and now it has vanished...
Where am I supposed to sleep now?
If anyone sees it, is it painted black and still smells of sawdust...with red velvet lining and crosses carved into the panels...it's a ~beautiful~ coffin, but it is ~custom-fitted~ for myself...if someone else needs one, I

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[beautyandboots]

...Who'd take a coffin?

I'll be sure to let you know if I see one, hon, as I don't think anyone but you's got one.

[undertaking4u]

~Thank you~.
No one else has one? Perhaps ~that~ is why I was brought here.

[beautyandboots]

No problem, hon.

Heh, maybe, hon! I'm not too sure you'd find many people interested, though.

[undertaking4u]

If it is a issue of ~culture~, I am capable of fashioning urns as well...Would there be any interest in those?

[aceupthesleeve]

...

You sleep in a coffin?

[undertaking4u]

...if made properly, they are ~most~ comfortable. If you are going to rest there ~eternally~, there is no harm in getting started a little ~early~...

[aceupthesleeve]

You're a little creepy.

[undertaking4u]

Ha ha ha ha!
You're a funny one. I ~adore~ funny people.