15: Business as Usual

[undertaking4u]

Do to the ~number~ of people here that seem to enjoying ~dying~, ~pretending~ to be dead, or lying around as if in a ~death-like~ state on campus, I would to offer my ~services~ once more. I can build you a ~top quality~, custom-sized coffin or urn, arrange a ~final~ resting place, and even design a ~tombstone~ for any that wish. The only ~cost~ is

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[lovedbyflowers]

You must be the Undertaker Frau has told me about.

I would like to order a coffin, similar to the one Frau has but lined with fur on the inside.

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[undertaking4u]

~You~ must be the one who loves flowers. Is there a particular sort of ~fur-lining~ you would prefer?

And there is the issue of ~cost~. You can choose to pay ~now~ with a ~first rate~ joke, or in ~installments~ of lesser jokes if you are not particularly ~funny~.

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[lovedbyflowers]

Yes.. that would be me. I don't want real fur, just synthetic fur is fine.

... I... I'm not sure I know any jokes.

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[undertaking4u]

I'm sure you could think of ~something~.