(05) Fifth Report [>>Video]

[zerosuitjill]

[When the video flickers on, the first thing -- and the only thing -- you'll see is a lot of... pink. There's some shifting, a sound of quick footsteps--]

Hey -- what're you doing with that?

[The pinkness is lifted and here's Jill, holding a rather harmless-looking creature that makes a purring sound as she picks it up off the tablet.]Guess I've

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[ofunquietwater]

[Cue River giving the screen a very baffled look. WTF weird pink fluffball?]

Why does it have wings?

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

To fly, I imagine. [No sarcasm there.]

[Video]

[ofunquietwater]

Shouldn't be able to fly. [River squints at the pink whatsit disapprovingly.] The body shape's not aerodynamic. And the wings are too small.

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[zerosuitjill]

[A thoughtful hum.] I've seen worse cases of defying physics. [She lets the Sanguini drift out of her hands and float in the air, where it still bobs happily.] She manages it somehow, anyway.