Eleven Fools [Video]

[suaveleather]

[Zevran appears on the feed with a serious face. Those who pay special attention may notice a slight tic in the corner of his lips as he holds back a smile. He can do serious. Really.]

This is a dire situation which I require assistance with immediately.

[Dramatic pause.]I need somebody to evaluate my person in order to provide proof to

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[doesnotbrood]

[He blinks at the feed both in confusion and wary suspicion.]

You need someone to...evaluate your person?

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[doesnotbrood]

Ah, then perhaps we should trust her. You know what they say about a woman's intuition.

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[suaveleather]

Ah, I think not. Even I have my pride at times. Besides, if I find one person who is willing to disagree with her I win our wager.

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[doesnotbrood]

Only one? Would it suffice simply to say we agree and be done with it?

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[suaveleather]

Hm. I had not thought of that. I suppose we very well could.

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[doesnotbrood]

You don't seem overly thrilled with the idea.

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[suaveleather]

[He grins.] I much prefer somebody seeing me nude. It usually leads to much better activities than sizing up my person.

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[doesnotbrood]

Ah. I'm not interested.

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[suaveleather]

[He sighs.] Of course you aren't. You need to lighten up, my friend. Have a bit of fun.

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[doesnotbrood]

I don't think you and I share the definition of 'fun.'

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[suaveleather]

That depends. Does your definition of fun involve being naked and/or violence? Or is it drunken philosophizing?

[He chuckles.]

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[doesnotbrood]

Actually, in true elvhen fashion, I enjoy spending my time frolicking in the moonlight across unbroken soil. Alas, the moon does not shine in this Maker-forsaken place.

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[suaveleather]

[He raises an eyebrow and smirks.] Is that what we are supposed to do? I learn something new every day.

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[doesnotbrood]

Well, that missive was a limited distribution. I can understand your lack of knowledge.

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[suaveleather]

Hm. I wonder if there is a way to request a false moon down here. I must witness this.

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[doesnotbrood]

Knowing it was false would cheapen the experience. Ah, but you wouldn't understand the intricacy involved. You poor, ignorant soul.