1st Yoghurt - [Accidental Voice - Intentional Video]

[fubblesnuggle]

Shaun get the van ready. Shaun help me carry this heavy kit, Shaun get food, Shaun look after Desmond while we run about like tits. Now I'm not entirely sure, but something tells me, this is not Monteriggioni. A nice boat ride along a river, nice company.

Oh... [And the screen comes on to show a very puzzled looking man with one raised eyebrow

Comments

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

Standard issue communications. Everyone brought here is given one, conveniently.

[Video]

[fubblesnuggle]

Because Heaven forbid we can't talk to one another. Maybe you can be more helpful than...I'm assuming that was a Ferryman? How was I brought here? Where is here...

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

[She nods, rubbing briefly at her forehead and obviously making an effort to stave off fatigue.] Don't take it personally. He treats everyone like that.

This place is called the Underworld. For all intents and purposes, it's close to the real thing -- it's watched over by two people calling themselves gods, and they bring different kinds of people here. How is anyone's guess, but those who arrive rarely leave.

[Video]

[fubblesnuggle]

[He does notice that she seems to be tired. It's something he's seen before many times...only this looks a little different.]

The Underworld? Oh for the love of...What did I do to deserve this? [More talking to himself.] Let me guess...Hades aaaand someone else?

Are you alright? You don't look so good.

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

Hades and Hecate, yes. It seems like most of the people brought here were alive at the time of abduction, though. I personally haven't discovered a particular pattern to those chosen, other than that we all seem to have colorful pasts. ["Colorful" is just a little sarcastic there.

She nods once, her polite smile equally tired.] Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Just low on sleep lately.

Jill Valentine, by the way.

[Video]

[fubblesnuggle]

Most people? You're trying to tell me there's dead people here? As in, 'I died, I have no heart beat, look at me I'm dead' dead? Right, well that makes perfect sense.

[Only not. But it is kind of interesting that someone's said that. Weird, but interesting.]

Oh sorry, Shaun Hastings.

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

I know it sounds crazy; I thought it was ridiculous myself at first. Then someone I knew personally showed up despite that he died months ago.

Nothing seems impossible here these days.

[Video]

[fubblesnuggle]

I'm more inclined to believe you than the first person who spoke to me. Maybe because you haven't flat out said about all the nasties going around.

That doesn't sound fun, to have someone you know show up like that.

[Video]

[zerosuitjill]

If I still had my credentials, I'd try and put you at ease as an official. As it is, I can only recommend keeping an open mind around here. And a weapon, if you know how to use one.

[And Jill's too tired and cranky to keep this from coming out as flat as it does.] No, it wasn't. [Especially when she helped kill him.]