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[chickbro]

All right, hi, I just got off a boat with the grim reaper and had an iPad thrown at me. Is there any explanation for this, or did I hit my head and somehow wandered into Six Flags great adventure with the haunted castle ride?

[ She sighs, fiddling with a few things on the screen, ] I know there are other people watching this - unless my hacking

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[doesnotbrood]

[Fenris' larger than humanly possible eyes blink for a moment at this curious woman before he actually speaks.]

I'm afraid there aren't any exits, but there are a few bars. I suppose drowning your sorrow over your recent incarceration is understandable.

[chickbro]

[ She actually has to stop and stare at this one. ]

Uh, yeah, that was my plan actually.

...You really got decked out for this, didn't you? [ freaking LARPers. ]

[doesnotbrood]

[His eyes narrow slightly.]

I'm...sorry?

[chickbro]

...Nothing.

Sorry, but what are you? An elf? Like...for real?

[doesnotbrood]

[He tilts his head to the side slightly.] Now I'm uncertain. Are you a human for real?

[chickbro]

You're uncertain about what you are? [ grabs the top of her ears between two fingers and wiggles them. ] For realsies. I'm all human. Limited lifespan and everything.

[doesnotbrood]

There's nothing human about possessing a limited lifespan. My people do as well. [His next statement is deadpan at its finest.] I only asked to see how you felt having your race questioned so blatantly.

[chickbro]

Really? I thought elves lived for a long time or something. [ Snort. ] I don't care? I've never seen anyone like you before so I had to ask, sorry.

[doesnotbrood]

Legend tells of a time when we did, but that was ruined long ago when humans decided it would be in our best interests to destroy our homeland and enslave us.

[chickbro]

Of course humans did that. We're so considerate of others lands and all that.

Okay, so sorry won't really cut it here, will it?

[doesnotbrood]

I'm...sorry. You're not from my world.

I'm...called Fenris.

[chickbro]

It's fine. Misunderstanding and all that. Tensions are high with the new girl asking racist questions. No worries.

Noah. It's nice to meet you, Fenris. I like your ears. [ SMILE. ]

[doesnotbrood]

I'm used to racist comments.

I'm...sorry? [I'm used to being called a filthy knife-ear. That one's new.]

[chickbro]

I really didn't mean it that way.

Uh...I like your ears? They're cute.

[doesnotbrood]

[And he finally smirks.] I know.

[And then there's a nervous cough.] O-oh...I see.

[chickbro]

[ Oh, thank God. ]

No need to be embarrassed, I'm sure plenty of people like them. Are they sensitive?