seventh bow. [Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[The video opens on a cat.

Not a talking car, but a regular cat. A very thin, waif-like cat.]

No, no, no. You ruin my kitchen, you fall in the flour, and now you play with my tablet. Why are you doing this?

[Po comes on feed, holding the cat out in front as though he has no idea what to make of it. And, actually, that's the truth of the matter.

Comments

audio;

[suaveleather]

Hm? Why not take care of her? She may be hungry.

audio;

[savedbyradishes]

She really is. She's working through a bowl of bean buns like I've never really seen before.

audio;

[suaveleather]

So what is the problem, my furry friend? Do you not like cats?

video forever, etc.

[savedbyradishes]

[He looks at the tablet, though he knows he won't see the other speaker there.]

Wouldn't you feel weird if...you came here and humans or elves or what had you couldn't talk and were supposed to be "obedient" and one decided to stick around you?

video

[suaveleather]

[He switches to camera and smirks.]

A mute elven slave? They exist where I am from. [He shrugs.] If you do not take care of it then the cat will leave. It will either starve to death or be killed by a monster.

[savedbyradishes]

[................WHAT.

The cat is currently halfway through devouring a bowl of bean buns, and Po has even moved his paw to touch its fur briefly, but not akin to anything like real petting.]

I don't want her to die.

[suaveleather]

Then you should take care of her.

[savedbyradishes]

Yeah...I think I will.

[suaveleather]

That is a good plan, my friend. Good luck and think of a name she will like.

[savedbyradishes]

[Pause.]

Do I know you?

[suaveleather]

No.

[He shrugs.]

My name is Zevran. And your name is, my furry comrade?

[savedbyradishes]

[Friend? Comrade? Whoa.]

I'm, uh. I'm Po.

You...aren't bothered by. Uh. Me?

[suaveleather]

Just because you have not seen me before doesn't mean I have not seen you. I've had time to adjust to your appearance, as strange as it is.

[savedbyradishes]

[Oh! Well, that's not so bad, not at all!]

Do you know Morrigan? She turned into a panda before, it was totally awesome!

[suaveleather]

[He chuckles.]

Morrigan is a dear, special friend of mine. I saw that. She is quite skilled, yes?

[savedbyradishes]

YES! And the most beautiful lady panda I've ever seen!

[The only one he's ever seen BUT HEY IT STILL COUNTS RIGHT!?]