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[spiritessence]

[Anders feels the device around, eventually finding a little nub on the top (or is it the side?) that slides over. He winces as the unexpectedly bright screen flashes on.] What in the Maker's name is this thing?

[He picks up the stick that is attached to the side of the strange object. Something tells him that it's meant to be tapped against the

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[doesnotbrood]

[Eyes immediately narrow.]

Venhedis.

Brilliant.

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[spiritessence]

[Anders actually reels back as though someone passed gas so hard that it caused wind shear.]

...Fenris?

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[doesnotbrood]

You're eyes work. [His glare deepens.] Good for you.

|| Video || lmao totally imagining the icon there taking up the whole screen

[spiritessence]

Well, if this really is hell then I suppose I am being punished, with you being here. [Well, at least Garrett is here too. c8]

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[doesnotbrood]

Aside from being surrounded by imbeciles, this place was tolerable.

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[spiritessence]

Yes, this place does look like something akin to your cesspool of a home.

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[doesnotbrood]

Oh? And I was under the impression it was identical to the reeking cavern you call a home.

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[spiritessence]

[BRING IT ONNN >8(]

At least it's clean.

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[doesnotbrood]

And yet you've never gotten rid of the smells of moss and urine. Is that a fashion statement in the Anderfels, then?

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[spiritessence]

[Don't talk to him about fashion, Mr. Spikey ARmor. He really should be trying to find a way out of here buuuut they're probably more than far enough away from Kirkwall so...]

And you consider yourself the king of fashion?

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[doesnotbrood]

Well enough to know what smells very bad.

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[spiritessence]

You should know. Your mansion reeks of dead bodies and wine.

...And so do you. I suppose that works.

[Yeah, they totally love each other. B|]

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[doesnotbrood]

It's better than cat feces and vomit.

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[spiritessence]

Now there's something our places have in common. Except the vomit wouldn't be from me drinking all night long.

[This is like an epic boxing match.]

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[doesnotbrood]

What I do in my time is none of your business, mage. What would you know of it either way? You have no business at the mansion, lest you stalk Hawke. I wouldn't put it past you.

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[spiritessence]

Trust me, visiting you will never be out of my own free will. I follow Garrett wherever he takes us. [Mumbles.] Even if he gets lost every now and then.