i think

[undraccoon]

i may have been abducted by aliens...

Comments

[scruffulous]

when i feel nervous walking alone i carry my keys between my fingers so they're like wolverine claws. then i say in my head, "if anyone messes with me, they'll be sorry when i shred their face!"

[dashing_dynamo]

maybe you just fucked some dude when you were wasted and he gouged you with his thumbnail.

[undraccoon]

i don't "just fuck" dudes anymore... i've left my trampn' days behind me. and it was no scratch, it was a very precise surgical cut.... whatever.... and if i remember correctly, this is tarky? CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!! i heard you passed the big bar test!!!! i knew you could do it.