my idea involves midgets and porn....
so yeah, if you didnt guess from my ingenious title... this is an entry entirely about amy. because she is awesome. and wanted me to make and entry about her. but mostly bc she is awesome
a song for amy (to the tune of 'your song' by elton john)
they're really funny, those shirts that you wear
it was really scary when evan put on your underwear
you can make me chuckle when im feelin down
not to be cliche but, you make frowns turn upside down
if i was a lesbian, wait what am i saying?
if you were a hooker, hundreds of dollars id be paying
alright i know i suck at rhyming, but this is the best i can do
so just be happy that im trying to write this for you
this song will tell everybody, that amy's the bomb
i may have ripped it off from elton john, but is that so wrong?
i hope you dont mind, i hope you dont mind
that my song kinda sucks
all im trying to say is, i want your nuts
we've watched porn together, we've been to the movies
and at the topless party, i got to see your boobies
everything you say is funny, i got to see you use the john
if i was attracted to chicks, youd really turn me on
in harry potter, there's a character named remus
during alien vs predator, you made me touch alan's penis
im so glad we're friends now, cause youre so much fun
on a scale of awesomeness, youre at 1 billion and one
and now my songs almost over, i hope you enjoyed it
too bad, this song used to be good, but i kinda destroyed it
amy youre the best! above all the rest! and i just wanna say
now that we are friends im happy every day!!