hey kids, actual birthday post coming your way tomorrow. this is just for those who were wondering what the dillio is for tomorrow ( Read more... )

haha, the embarassed face so implies "well this is awkward..."

genius

prom shopping party tomorrow? that sound good to all parties involved ( Read more... )

NEW DAVE MATTHEWS ALBUM OUT TODAY!!!!

j, dana, katt and i went out after school and bought it. not fantastic, but not bad. and its dave, so who the fuck cares anyway? his voice = sex. then we went back to katts and sunbathed for a bit, then we busted out the cranium. epic battle: penises vs. vajayjays..... KATT AND I ARE THE VICTORIOUS VAJAYJAYS!!

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the next person to mention ALIAS is going to get a punch in the face

or a belt in the gob, if you are irish

driving test + SATs + CMEA = annies brain is equivalent to a fried egg. therefore and thusly, she cannot write for shit right now and her essay currently sucks balls. i think 'equivalent' is the biggest word ive used all day. shmeggen.

the sky outside is so gorgeous and romantic. i suggest everyone take a quick look before the sun goes down.

why am i always commenting on the sky?? for some reason im just noticing it a lot lately.

i really want to be by a lake, hanging out in the sunshine. i cant fucking wait until clearlake... only a few more weeks of miserable crappy school *

ladies and gentleman ( Read more... )

i am SO upset. this dress that i fell in love with and decided to hunt for for the prom was first of all not on the bebe website for eight catrillion years. then i just went to go check the website again and it is there. for 128 dollars. and i am poor. thusly i have no ideas and no free time to go prom dress shopping. therefore i will be attending ( Read more... )

happy 4/20 all you care free stoners out there =)

a few announcements that i forgot to make yesterday...

HAPPY 59th BIRTHDAY TIM CURRY!!!!

even though you are old, i would still have lots of passionate sex with you. thats right, i said it. i would do tim curry. in a heartbeat.

...i did have something else to say but i forget, so whatev.

3 kodak moments of today.....

1. got in the car with katt and lisa and realized that the bag on gummy worms that were in there had melted, then recongealed to form one giant gummy solid, with some still-formed gummy bodies inside the blob.

b) katt and i ate some of it

2. saw a guy driving in petaluma that had one of those "my penis is huge i ( Read more... )