well then..

[une_belle_fee]

Now remember kids, cutting your hair when you're bored while sitting at your computer desk can cause harm, such as many of the following and more:

1. Getting it into your eyes
2. Getting it on the floor and slipping on it
3. Getting it in your eyes AND inside your contact
4. Dulling the scissors, which can cause a worse cut than a sharp pair of scissors to a

Comments

[shinigami81383]

Don't forget my personal favorite, cut hairs are about as sharp as needles and will puncture the skin. Usually makes you itchy but if it hits a nerve or muscle just right it could put it to sleep, make it tingle or have the effect of a knife to it.

Not to mention how annoying it is when it gets in your keyboard.

Helpful Hints from the Friendly Neighborhood Smart-Ass

[sinspired]

1. Lean forward as you do it
2. Sweep up before you walk around
3. Wear your glasses while you do it
4. Get new scissors
5. Can't help ya there *ah-choo*
6. Take your bath first
7. Don't stand up in the bath...