Ballad of T.D. Banknorth, Inc.

[unearthingbone]

BALLAD OF T.D. BANKNORTH, INC.
     for Student Checking Account #9021086753

I. Haiku against leprechauns

Ten-digit keeper
of my gold: Please don't be charmed
by glinting grins.

II. Haiku for descending into darkness

Please do not dock me
$25 per transaction
if I overdraw.

III. Haiku for the mighty temptressYou won't seduce me

Comments

[ahavasky]

ha! wonderful!

[kalicthulhu]

You make me so darn happy.