@ FIRST BITE.

[unelemental]

Neh? Whut in the--

Hell--?!

W-where th' fuck is this? Shit, did I eat somethin' funny or-- jeezus, if this ain't the screwiest... damn. Am I dreamin'...? Don't normally dream much.

[a resounding clatter, followed by hurried footsteps and the slamming of palms against glass.]

Is... what? Water?! There isn' no water near...

...

Okay. Someone explain this

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[unelemental]

So I'm not the only damn one? Ghh.

Who else?

[unelemental]

Is Redd that jackass steering this thing? We should go beat him into a pulp, he won' give me a single damn answer about whass goin' on.

[deinxxrazer]

Haunt away. With all the flailing and shouting, I think we could use one less person shouting over this comm network.

[unelemental]

Please. Do me a favor and shut the fuck up, I ain't takin' flak from some wise-ass I don't ev'n know, so give up or get lost.

[deinxxrazer]

If you aren't taking it, you really shouldn't be trying to give it either. Not very bright, you see, to give more than you can take. It might just...come back to bite you.

[unelemental]

You. Are talking about biting. To ME.

...

I think you just failed all over yourself. Well. If you knew what I looked like.

And you started it, for th' record.

[meinxxherz]

...

Y-you're blind?

[unelemental]

Chh, yeah. What, have a problem with it?