@ SECOND BITE.

[unelemental]

H'okay. So I think I get it now. We're on a fuckin' ship for absolutely no good reason. What.

... WHAT.

I'm hopin' this "Golden Shore" place is right fucking next door so I can get off this stupid thing and go back home. Jeezus. I don't take it any'a you bastards have an idea as to exactly where it is?

Chh, I won't get my hopes up. At least I have a

Comments

[godshellsing]

One would think it would be obvious by now that this ship is certainly not normal.

[unelemental]

Not normal, sure, sure. But I mean, is it MAGIC? 'Cause that's just kinda corny.

[godshellsing]

I doubt there is really a better explanation.

[unelemental]

Chh. Dang, I knew it.

[awesomeoncrack]

You act like magic is something weird.

[unelemental]

Naah. I'm just not a fan, since, y'know. I can't use it.

Lotsa people where I came from could, though. Bastards.

[awesomeoncrack]

So in other words, you're a filthy worthless human.

[unelemental]

So in other words, I'm a fucking demon who just doesn' happen ta specialize in magic. Piss off, jackass. Magic won't save you from rippin' yer throat out.

[massagecat]

I'm not sure if I would call it a "Mystical Fairy Magic Super-Boat", but it is quite unusual in it's design.

...you called?

[unelemental]

Yes. I did.

Where are you? I think a cat would make all of this better, hon'stly. I love cats~

[lilyground]

"Magic"?

[unelemental]

What, you don't know what that is?

Then you're ignorant.

[lilyground]

"Ignorant"?

[unelemental]

...

[sigh]

It means you don't understand anything. Don' ask so many questions, geez.

[electronichound]

You found the fire too.

It must be an illusion, but it burnt my hand when I touched it.

[unelemental]

So it is real? Shit. Another goddamn mystery... maybe this place really is magic after all.

Thanks for the advice. I, y'know, won't try and touch it now.