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Yep, I'm clearly in need of a life.

I mean, I have one, but I don't like it. Know what I mean?

As seen in Courier-Journal, Sunday, November 30, 2003 ( Read more... )

Ditto, Scotty. I love how he says that to me.

Outlook is what matters. All it is is outlook.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see"
And I saw
And behold
A cable modem

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked and behold, a cable modem
And its name it said on him was "100x faster"
And Happiness followed with him.

Your own personal Jesus ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to... me... Happy birthday... to...

Hell. What's the point anymore?

You know those fudge brownies with nuts on top? Well, ever since I was little, I always brushed those nuts off like ugly boys. I know. I'm weird ( Read more... )

R.I.P. Amy Squires
1987-2003

You were missed today. You will be missed every day.

Amy Squires died in a car crash Friday and I just found out today. She was so sweet... Gave me her notes all the time... Now she's dead.

Jasper, my puppy, died.

Jerry Lee, my dog, died.

Robert Palmer died.

Warren Zevon, Johnny Cash, John Ritter...

What is going on? Life? Is that it?

Well life sucks, then.