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[unfettered]

i was crossing santa monica blvd today and i was commenting to a co-worker, "what the fuck, i fucking hate people". just as i said it, my shoe snapped in half and i stubbed my pedi. i had to walk bare foot into sav on and buy 2 dollar men's flip flops like a common street whore.

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[losttt]

mother of pants! i love lovage!!! i thought i was the only one! sorry about your shoe!

[unfettered]

someone just gave me their cd last night and i am in love with it! of course, instead of listening to it in the car on the way to work, i would rather be playing it as i sip on some wine and smooch on some dudes. it's the sexiest cd since air's moon safari.

[unrepeatable]

i think this means i'll be struck dead by falling boulders on my way home. too bad.

also, how does one's shoe snap in half?

[unfettered]

i'm prone to exagerration. as well as spelling badly. it was more like i tripped over my obscenely high flip flops, therefore tearing the thongs out of the base of the shoe.

[unrepeatable]

oh, please don't tell me it was the brand-spanking-new ones! i'll feel guilty forever... or at least until something shinny goes by.

[karmasuckredux]

Hey, we share a common interest. I hate people, too!!

[unfettered]

be careful! you might stub your pedi!

[roxybebop]

sometimes i wish people would die. great, now my face is going to break in half.

[unfettered]

if your face broke in half, my heart would do the same...