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[unfettered]

yesterday i forgot to keep my "privacy please" sign on my hotel door. i left my room. when i got back, i found that the housekeeping staff had politely taken my "Herotica volume 6" from in between my sheets and placed it on the couch.

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[unrepeatable]

the maid: "what the hell are these yankee girls reading? i better pray."

or

"what's this? oh my! i am now liberated from my singular sexual identity as a sex object for my husband's amusement. thank you, out of town stranger"

or

"ooooh, there is a volume six?"

[unfettered]

you are too amazing for words...

[unrepeatable]

not that amazing. i had to google herotica to make sure it was what i thought it was. that would be when my coworker came strolling by. my tall, nosey coworker. and i'm sure my quick clicking of windows and o-so-subtle turning in my chair and covering of the screen with my head by looking like i was playing with my hair really didn't get any suspicions up at all. either that or he thinks i'm totally hot for him.

[grubi]

Pervert! PERVERT!

"That girl? The one in 319?... She masturbates."

[unfettered]

i feel myself going blind!

[grubi]

See, masturbation hasn't caused me to go blind, but the arthritis in my right wrist is a bitch.

[one_11]

That's hotel code. It means the maid is hot for you.

[unfettered]

what does it mean when she puts my copy of "man's search for meaning" on the back of my toilet?

[karmasuckredux]

See, that kind of embarrassing event is why I only read herstory books when travelling.

[heywoodjabloski]

yes, but what I really want to know is... how is Herotica Volume 6?
Any good?
Have you read the other volumes?
Is there a preferred one?

Inquiring minds...