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[unfiltrdjustice]

Well... that was a fun night.

Not a fun way to wake up, though. This isn't funny any more, Logann. If you're fond of your dick, I suggest you tell me where the fuck I am and where the fuck my ship is. I'm still on vacation and I have an absolutely gorgeous woman waiting for me in my quarters. So unless you want me to castrate you with a pair of

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Voice;

[sandstormed]

..Masterson? Are you from Loguetown, my dear madam?

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

Yeah. Commodore Francine Antonia of Loguetown at your service. And you are?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

My sincere apologies, Miss Commodore. I am Emil Cervenka; the Pirate King.

Voice;

[unfiltrdjustice]

[There's a bit of coughing as she chokes and sputters.] E-Emil?!